I just realized that John’s Birthday (July 14) is Silver Day as well as Bastille Day. So I’m thinking of mandating a themed dress requirement for all attendees of the cookout we’ll have on our roof/at the beach. French outfits (however you may interpret that) consisting entirely of silver materials/items (images of my mother’s fork Halloween costume, my aunt’s silver high tops from the ’80s, Matt & Emily’s “alien” costumes, and satellite dish-berets come to mind). Go.
